"Persecuted" Primers - Add your captions/comments please!

PIC 1 I promise to eat my veggies next time
PIC 2 Night Safari's latest attraction
PIC 3 Memoirs of a Tong-sha
PIC 4 Please let me keep my ears!


Write your captions for these pictures now!!
As long as they're funny and not obscene, i'll post them.